My parents (names withheld for security purposes) didn't expect to have a devious angel to be added to their Children. I didn't exactly beg that I be born into this inhuman world. But I was, on the somber day of January 28, 1985 and then I was christened Jasmin Ubalde a.k.a gaL, tookie, wakoT. Noone knows that I’m just waiting for the right time to spread evil, calamity, misfortune, bad luck, malevolence but since now that you know, you’ll have to suffer my wrath! You shall DIE! –hik- I while away my time reading novels e.g., thriller, fantasy, detective novels... I'd rather read a good book, thrash with my friends, stuff myself with edible entities ( e.g., human brains and intestines), pick my nose, talk to the girl in the mirror, perform extremely harmful hyperactive incantations, than to waste time makig-chika with typical pitiable girls and typical low intelligence quotient guys (an exception to my girl friends and boy friends), I surf the net, with my latest acquired skim board (when money's attracted to me), make love with the guitar, french-kiss with MUSIC, and touch myself with my pen and paper. I'm a sadomasochist and I like life on the high. I admire people who humble themselves. I easily get annoyed with people who can't take a hint. I have the aspiration to become a potentate of this sorry-assed World. Mind you, I have already started my campaign within the English Department, in 6years time; the world will be crawling with green-minded freaks! Bwa ha ha! FEED YOURSELVES TO MY ASKAL-BREED DOGS!!

I'm your ENEMY, save your SANITY, protect yourself, be what YOU want to be!